Sunday, July 27, 2008

5 Faults of Society

Normally, under better circumstances, I'm a pretty patient, friendly person. However, its things like THIS that just make those ideal circumstances seem impossible.


Numbuh 5!

Ppl wh tpe wtht vwls.

Okay guys, what the fuck. The basis of forming a word is the presence of a vowel sound. You automatically assume that I will know what the hell you're talking about....GUESS WHAT!?

I don't.

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Nummmmmmbbbbbeeeerrrrr 4!

Crocs. May i just ask why the ugliest shoe ever created by human kind is so popular? I really don't care that Crocs are "Aerodynamically superior" or "breathable".....they're still fucking ugly. I mean, what does it matter if its aerodynamic? If I wear them..will I be able to fly? I THINK NOT.

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Number Thhraaaay!?

People who try to explain things...and prove they have NO idea what they're talking about. I mean, guys. Come on. *EXAMPLES!?:

"I think Arnold Schwartzenegger should be President, its about time we had a German in office"

"Awh, Man. You like Led Zeppelin? I love him too!"

"I'm a total Tina Turner Fan...I mean "And I will Always love you" is like, my FAVOIRTE song ever."

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Numero Dos!

Regis Philban. Enough said.

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and finally.

The realization that there will be A LOT more of these coming soon.

1 comment:

Jenny said...

you are truley amazing and i agree with everything on this list. INCLUDING THE FACT THAT JENNY DOESNT WRITE IN HER BLOG.

i must soon write a list of annoyances.. mine will reach 1000000000000000000